Owning your own business is stressful. What is even more stressful is trying to cultivate (errr find) clients. Well, my body has decided to rebel. Instead of compulsive eating or depression, my body has found a new way to take stress to a whole new level. Are you ready? Inflamed taste buds. Sounds pretty harmless right? Except my tongue has turned a depressing shade of gray. What’s worse is that, upon google diagnosing myself I read about the remedies. Clip them with nail clippers. So last night, out of sheer desperation, I did. And let me just say, the pain was worse than childbirth. Little did I know that cutting something the size of a tip of a ball point pin could result in so much blood. As a result, I spent the rest of the night with my tongue wrapped in a paper towel and ice to help the swelling.

Dead sexy ain’t it?